Call this an interlude while I work on the next installment. I plan to introduce more pictures and come somewhat back to my original topic. But in the meantime....
This is an old one but having been on both sides of this joke I feel I have a unique perspective to this joke.
In one of that higher class eateries we find a sailor and US Marine using the head. When he was finished the sailor made for the door. The Marine cleared his throat and said
"In the marines they teach us to wash our hards after using the head"
The Sailor though about it a second and replied
"In the navy..... they teach us NOT to pee on our hands"
and Left.
Ok I dont talk about it much But I did a brief tour with the USMC. Now this is a joke and I think its funny. But bear in mind that in a fight there isnt any sailor who isnt glad to see the Marines at his back.
Off in the desert a group of Taliban terrorists were having coffee on a hill. A voice came over the hill.
"Any Marine can handle any 10 taliban"
So the Terrorist leader sent 10 terrorists over the hill.... but nothing.
A voice came over the hill
"Any Marine can handle 100 terrorists!"
So the terrorist leader then sent 100 Terrorists over the hill.
But Not a single one came back!
A voice rang out over the Hill.
"Any marine can handle any 500 Taliban!"
This time the terrorist leader wasnt going to take any chances. He sent 1000 terrorists over the hill. And this time 1 single terrorist returned. And he said
"It was a trap... there are TWO of them!!!!!"
Thisoldsailor
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